my name is Ruben..i had a long and factual and fairly tedious bio up here but it was, well, long and fairly tedious. so now i have this. although at present i don't know what 'this' is, as i haven't actually written 'this'. in writing a bio i'm trying to find that nice balance of self-involvement, pithy self-deprecation, and brevity. which leads me to think that i should just stop here. but i've never been one to err on the side of brevity, so i'll just keep writing. i was born in miami on february 26, 1988. and now it's april 26rd, 2007 and i still live in miami. which would be provincial and depressing if miami didn't happen to be the least provincial and depressing city on the planet.sports is what i do, not who i am.

Kalat